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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

Me : Sure.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Tea ?

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Then let's have some coffee

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Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

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He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

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Me : I don't drink

Me : No

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : I'm 24.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What are some of your shocking stories?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.